5 things your guy shouldn’t excel at to remain yours.

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So, Trey Songz is known as Mr Steal Your Girl but then there’s a trash-load of aspiring Miss Steal Your Guys. So, yeah they’re preying and your man might just be their next target. As such, you need to engage your inner prayer warrior so that he doesn’t glow up in some regards and he can maintain his position. Let’s get something straight, your guy must still be on a dope level but you definitely don’t want him to move to the next level before all the Yahoo Yahoo babes move to him. So yeah, here’s a list of 5 things you most probably don’t want your guy achieving full Yoruba demon levels on.

1. Trim

DON’T LET YO MAN GET THAT PENG TRIM BEFORE EDIBLE CATERING COMES FOR HIM!

Basically, your man needs to get that trim maybe once every two weeks so at least, you two can post on Instagram or something and you can let everyone know you’re still in the picture. If he’s however going to Kayz Place two times per week, you need to cut that out. He must not start looking too peng cos if so, they will come and take him from you o.

2. Trad Game

You better be hoping he’s only on Buba and Sokoto, If he’s looking like these demons above, you can be sure they’re already working on making him theirs

So, in this regard, you really have to watch what your mans is stepping out in. If he glows up too much in relation to trad, you can guarantee that when he goes to Bay Lounge and intends on being on his own, he’ll be approached by a score of aspiring female Trey Songz’.

3. Cologne

Nobody said you should go and carry a man who isn’t smelling nice o. Don’t go and say you read that on Culture Custodian. But here’s the thing, your man cannot have all the women in the environs turning their heads when he comes through. In Nigeria, if they’re smelling him like that, sorry, cos they’re forward and they will move to him with speed!

4. Beard

The first time you met your man, his beard probably made you lose composure. And now, it’s doing the exact same thing to all the women around, so you have to sit there and lowks pray that something happens to the beard. If he doesn’t have the beard yet, you move, just continue hoping he doesn’t cos if he does, you’ll be sorry for yourself. Hide your spirit.

5. Whip Game

Is your man currently pushing a Toyota Camry? Be happy because if that turns to Prado or a Benz then there will be many more women vying to ride shotgun.

BONUS: Instagram Followers.

You should prefer your man carrying something under 4 digits in Instagram followers because the moment he crosses over into that 3 000’s crowd, he haff become public property.

NOTE: I am not asking you to wish bad upon your boyfriend, I’m only saying there are some conditions you’d love to have maintained so that he continues to be your boyfriend and not your best friend’s.

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