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Nigerians can always turn tense situations into fodder for laughter.
On April 28, President Buhari addressed the nation detailing the response to the coronavirus in the coming weeks. In summary, he stated that Nigeria is currently ahead of the curve at the moment, with regard to the number of identified cases, citing the fact that there have been 1273 confirmed cases, which falls short of the 2000 case mark that served as the ballpark figure of estimated cases for the first month after the index case.
He went on to state that the Nigerian Center for Disease Control now has the capacity for 2500 tests across 15 testing centers nationwide thanked the healthcare workers at the center of the battle and touched on security issues like the reports of strange deaths and mass burials in Kano State.
President Buhari then went on to announce that there will be a gradual easing of the lockdown in the FCT, Lagos and Ogun states beginning on the 4th of May acknowledging that while protecting lives is paramount, the economy cannot survive an indefinite lockdown.
Below are some bullet points of some other measure President Buhari announced in the continued battle with coronavirus.
Nigerians have come to develop a thing for dealing with serious issues through self-deprecating humor and on Twitter, that was the reaction to President Buhari’s revised policies. Below are some of the funnier responses:
Me hailing corona so it will let me pass when it’s 8:01 pic.twitter.com/NLRhBojKJK
— (@thegirlyoulik) April 27, 2020
Face masks, insha Allah and vibes
— FK. (@fkabudu) April 27, 2020
When I get home by 7:58pm and I can’t find my keyspic.twitter.com/zf2y1O7DEj
— dayo (@Gideomatic) April 27, 2020
me trying to blend in with corona virus by 8:01 pic.twitter.com/QZPV8IkBdV
— between doja’s thighs (@kalu_daniel_) April 27, 2020
From 4th of May in Lagos
Head corona: how many people did you get today
Agent corona: pic.twitter.com/dKPRIEt9Fb
— Emerald هداية (@Mz_Tosyn) April 27, 2020
When it’s 8:00 and corona meets me at Igando bus stop. pic.twitter.com/Y9Yc5tQYc3
— NYSC PLUG (@EGHO231) April 27, 2020
Corona when the DJ plays killing dem at W pic.twitter.com/hgQhnEXTuO
— Oluwamufu (@LordOreos_) April 27, 2020
Corona after seeing Buhari’s speech. pic.twitter.com/a0JmkqHNMn
— (@Ti_dade) April 27, 2020
Nigerians at 7:59pm – ♂️ ♂️ ♂️ ♂️ ♂️ ♂️ ♂️ ♂️ ♂️ ♂️ ♂️
Sergeant Corona at 8pm – pic.twitter.com/DFbvIxKeEh
— Zyguré (@Cerebrone) April 27, 2020
Coronavirus wondering how Bubu found out his movement time pic.twitter.com/8SmaoxtPhZ
— Arsenal’s Bunny. (@Bubble_minakie) April 27, 2020
Me to corona virus when I get to my house 7:59pm: pic.twitter.com/lTI0W5A0dS
— Àdìó diò Ọkọ màmá ẹ̀ (@tcompton_Lion) April 27, 2020
Corona seeing traffic on 3rd mainland bridge at 7:59….. pic.twitter.com/JP09XxoYtg
— Olumi (@Bass_Ige) April 27, 2020
Corona when it sees people struggling for bus at 7:59pm : pic.twitter.com/qjEU28ftPj
— Big Dami☺️ (@nerdy_dami) April 27, 2020
corona when it sees you at 8:01 pic.twitter.com/e5xLQ692uv
— sam (@Essien_Sam) April 27, 2020
Corona virus when a previously infected patient is out after 8pm. pic.twitter.com/j1XkHNRt1t
— zayne’s daddy (@seunbule) April 27, 2020
When Nepa takes light at 8 o’clock and your mum asks you to go and put on the Gen outside pic.twitter.com/F7706HyopK
— Oluwamufu (@LordOreos_) April 27, 2020
corona nabbing you outside at 8:01 pic.twitter.com/YMZjrCondI
— ℍ: (っ◔◡◔)っ (@neme_eze) April 27, 2020
When you’re at quilox by 7:59pm pic.twitter.com/tAVYpmkxcz
— † (@alentyler) April 27, 2020