The World Cup has come and gone, but the energy and conversations that come with the tournament still lingers and that has led to people wondering; Can Nigeria host the World Cup, and what would that look like? The Naija Nation account tweeted, “Do y’all think Nigeria could host a World Cup?” and the replies have left us laughing our asses off, so we curated the funniest ones guaranteed to make you chuckle.
Low budget Mbappe
Mbappe was done dirty with this tweet. Why does he need a native doctor and why would he be looking for one in Abeokuta of all places? This is Mbanu abeg.
https://twitter.com/jeremiahkanye/status/1605315659256107009?s=46&t=D4S9sdC5060T-a4wbuvgTA
Amala Hazard
See what they’ve done to some people’s GOAT? To be fair, it’s not impossible but it is a violation.
https://twitter.com/mukhtar_usman/status/1605316935507476481?s=46&t=Zp7qTLRgCjKcF91PMnAA9Q
Busy MC Oluomo
Seems like MC Oluomo would be very busy during a Nigerian World Cup though. ‘Owo loading’ must be collected. No country or player is above it.
MC Oluomo seeing 31 team buses on the streets of Lagos https://t.co/0C3HWuwKEI pic.twitter.com/MdyQglRXbY
— Otunba Dékúnlé (@dekunle_ib) December 20, 2022
Disfigured Harry Kane
A hat trick against Nigerians in a World Cup we’re hosting won’t be overlooked. One way or another you go collect for the disrespect. Catching cruise with us at home? You must be kidding.
Harry Kane waking up after scoring a hat trick to eliminate Nigeria pic.twitter.com/iBI2zswUCf https://t.co/el8hMM4CJF
— oloriebi (@oluwagbemisori) December 20, 2022
Kounde on his knees
Apparently, SARS won’t be at home watching the World Cup. They’ll use the opportunity to exploit everyone; no exceptions.
Kounde begging Sarz to return his chain https://t.co/DbasBcGhca pic.twitter.com/xKhYwh535g
— John doe (@notwhatitseemss) December 20, 2022
“LA till I die”
Nigerian Police Force in the mud. Some people only recognise the NYPD and LAPD. None of this NPF nonsense.
Depay when officer stops him on ikoyi-lekki roundabout to collect change pic.twitter.com/Hh5QRZcsZy https://t.co/gkkispKIHk
— olu (@skengteta) December 20, 2022
Plenty Wahala for NFF
The President of the Nigerian Football Federation might just retire when they present him with a list of all the things going wrong with the tournament.
NFF President after 2 days https://t.co/9kz1gWyF3R pic.twitter.com/D7MJBKvEPe
— Israel The Creator (@israel_obasola) December 21, 2022
Antony the spinning sensation
They’ve said that Antony will just be spinning on his own. This is what Tems meant by “crazy things are happening.”
antony outside surulere stadium: https://t.co/0rmSjapWvo pic.twitter.com/dGrAJRuFor
— Dipo. (@Dippzle) December 20, 2022
Rashford the philanthropist
All I can say is “wetin be this?” Who did Rashford offend? I don’t think he deserved this. Is it easy to feed 10 million kids in 2 days? Do am if e easy.
Rasford after feeding 10 millions kids in 2 days pic.twitter.com/ONnuuuc9mG
— TURAKI. (@Turakijunior) December 20, 2022
Pogba or Portable
Pogba will need to walk with serious protection so that he’s not mistaken for Portable. If not, anything his eye sees he’ll have to take it like that.
pogba after ajah boys mistake him for portable https://t.co/ZAIlVEbY75 pic.twitter.com/I4qcNTKqLd
— bateman (@notshalom_) December 20, 2022
“Oya, park here”
Players will need to hold funds to settle the NPF or they risk showing up late for their matches. Those with dreads should either just cut it or hold twice as much funds if they want smooth sailing.
Team bus on the way to match venue. https://t.co/3sq2y8I6Fm pic.twitter.com/1rHgZzAl6B
— Turbo (@Retrogodammed) December 20, 2022