I recently met with a friend from my secondary school who does not live in Lagos. I had not seen her in a very long time, so as you would imagine, we had a lot of catching up to do. Amongst many things we spoke about, this subject of famzing came up: she complained bitterly about this ill-mannered behaviour she had noticed among some of our peers in Lagos. As she is a very warm and friendly person, it was only natural for her to express genuine joy over seeing people from school she had not seen since we graduated about 10 years ago. Well, one would think so…However, in return for this excited greeting she would receive a much less enthusiastic “Hi…where do I know you from again?” Or simply just a slight wave from a distance.
- Exercise some self-confidence: According to some of my wise elders, it turns out that these people who you may think are snubbing you are actually insecure themselves.
- Look amazing: Yes, feel free to oppress them at these functions with your gorgeous outfit (especially for women…but please don’t go overboard to the point of discomfort).
- Have a good time: At these functions, if you clearly seem to be having a good time, then you attract other new friends, and so who cares about that one or two people who may have thought you were attempting to famz with them?
- Be happy: Please don’t get upset if you were not greeted as you expected. There is more joy to life than the reliance of people’s acceptance of you.
If you are really ever in doubt, here are a few tips to avoid being perceived as a famzer :
- Make eye contact with the person: Be subtle, but if the person is clearly trying to avoid you, then forget it.
- Smile: If you receive a smile in return, then you’re one step closer.
- Watch for body language: If the person displays open body language, then you’re almost there.
- Approach: If you’re a woman and are already seated at a function, please stay seated (or if you’re standing, just stay where you are) and allow the person (if male) make 80% of the approach (that’s the way a gentleman should do it). You make the remaining 20%. (If it’s another woman, you may go 50:50).
- Smile: Don’t scowl at strangers, only children below the age of 5 should be given leeway for doing this. Otherwise, it is simply just rude.
- Say hi: If you notice someone is staring (not in a way that makes you uncomfortable), return with a smile and say hi. Then make the approach I described above.
- Reciprocate: Please return and equal greeting gesture to what is offered. Don’t fold your arms if someone offers a handshake (if the person’s palms are at all exceptionally dirty, please buy those pocket-size hand sanitiser bottles or look for a woman who has one in her purse. Either way, they are not difficult to find).