Emeka is a 23-year-old artist and music producer based in Abuja, Nigeria who is depressed and looking to let loose. On the quest for a fun and exciting weekend, he finds himself in an impromptu threesome with his friend Jide and an acquaintance, Chioma. Here is how it went down:
Day 1
I wake up knowing that it’s the beginning of the weekend and trying to shake off the depression that has been going on in my life since August. NYSC was not clicking and a bunch of other things was going through my mind. This morning, I am feeling a bit motivated; with extra energy and reasons to try and be better. I am relaxing on my bed, scrolling through my Instagram page when I see an ad for an Abuja block party. It hits that this could be the opportunity for me to take my mind off things. I just want to chill, relax and have fun. By this time, I am trying to figure out what lie to tell my mum that would make her be comfortable with me spending the night at my friend, Jide’s house. I am skeptical about this but I decide to give it a shot. I finally decide on what lies to use when my phone beeps by 7 pm. It’s a message from Jide who I’m going to the block party with, inviting me for a games night at his house. I tell my mum that I am going to Jide’s house to make music and I am spending the night there. She says no, adding that she doesn’t think I am ready. Normally, I would argue with her but I have made up my mind.
Day 2 (D-day)
I wake up earlier than expected on a Saturday. I am contemplating how to leave my house without my mum’s permission. By midday, my clothes are packed, and I take off by past 7. Luckily for me, my mom is out. It’s evening, I am at my friend’s place and on my fourth glass of red wine. I just popped a pill and I’m texting random people including my mum telling her I won’t be coming back the same night and I might be coming back home on Sunday or Monday. She is furious and throwing tantrums and threats but I am unbothered ‘cos I am tipsy. The games night is ongoing with our mutual friends and everyone is having fun. I get up to use the restroom when I see Jide pulling the standing fan. When I ask why he tells me he is about to fuck Chioma. I look in the room and see Chioma’s naked butt. Since I only came here to have fun, I leave the house, get into my car, and started playing music out loud, immersing myself in the vibe.
9:50 pm (Go time)
Another friend from the house calls me to tell me that Chioma is looking for me. Oblivious to what is about to happen, I walk towards the room where she and Jide were and knock on the door. Chioma quickly opens the door, yanks me in, and puts me against the wall. Immediately, she asks is “are you hard?” … Obviously I am not so she proceeds to kiss me while taking off my shirt. While she is sucking me off, I look over and see Jide waiting on the bed waiting and then I realize that we are all on the same pill that I popped earlier on. “We are going to have a threesome,” she tells me as soon as my dick eventually hardens. While I am still trying to figure out what’s happening, she pulls me to the bed and the next thing I know I am laying down. She climbs the bed and continues to suck my dick off while Jide spanks her butt. While Chioma is sucking me off, Jide starts to fuck her, and I can hear her moan while she gropes my dick drenched in her saliva. Chioma stops sucking my dick, pulls away from Jide, and starts to jerk him and me off at the same time. She is stroking our dick slowly, from the bottom to the top. Jide and I switched positions. He is getting his dick sucked while I am fucking Chioma. Chioma starts moaning my name out loud crying out, “Emeka! Yes! Fuck me!” She is getting louder so I cover her mouth with my palm. She apologizes for moaning loud and I continue to fuck her. She is more of a talker in bed. I notice that our energies are not on the same wavelength. The pill we were on had kicked in for her and intensified her naturally-high sexual desires and for me, I was still getting there. I told her I was leaving and I could see the excitement leave her eyes. She threatened to tear my clothes if I left. Luckily I was able to grab my top and trousers. I left her and Jide to continue.
More Sex
Hours after the threesome, we head out to the block party. I am still fucked up. We arrive with some of our friends. It’s fun until the rain starts and forces everyone out. Jide takes some of our friends back to the house leaving the remaining of us to go in my car. Not long after, I get the call that Jide, his family member, Chioma, and a friend were involved in an accident. The car was ruined when we get to the house but thankfully, everyone is fine. Chioma approaches me to have sex and we had sex throughout the night.
This article is based on real-life events. Names used are mere pseudonyms to protect the identities of the individuals mentioned in the report.
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