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Can Nigeria Host The World Cup? Here’s What Nigerians Think
The World Cup has come and gone, but the energy and conversations that come with the tournament still lingers and that has led to people wondering; Can Nigeria host the World Cup, and what would that look like? The Naija Nation account tweeted, “Do y’all think Nigeria could host a World Cup?” and the replies […]
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Wisdom Mudasiru
2 years ago
The World Cup has come and gone, but the energy and conversations that come with the tournament still lingers and that has led to people wondering; Can Nigeria host the World Cup, and what would that look like? The Naija Nation account tweeted, “Do y’all think Nigeria could host a World Cup?” and the replies have left us laughing our asses off, so we curated the funniest ones guaranteed to make you chuckle.
Low budget Mbappe
Mbappe was done dirty with this tweet. Why does he need a native doctor and why would he be looking for one in Abeokuta of all places? This is Mbanu abeg.
Amala Hazard
See what they’ve done to some people’s GOAT? To be fair, it’s not impossible but it is a violation.
https://twitter.com/mukhtar_usman/status/1605316935507476481?s=46&t=Zp7qTLRgCjKcF91PMnAA9Q
Busy MC Oluomo
Seems like MC Oluomo would be very busy during a Nigerian World Cup though. ‘Owo loading’ must be collected. No country or player is above it.
Disfigured Harry Kane
A hat trick against Nigerians in a World Cup we’re hosting won’t be overlooked. One way or another you go collect for the disrespect. Catching cruise with us at home? You must be kidding.
https://twitter.com/oluwagbemisori/status/1605236953666015235?s=46&t=qgZCYOXX5MWockTRcHUjKQ
Kounde on his knees
Apparently, SARS won’t be at home watching the World Cup. They’ll use the opportunity to exploit everyone; no exceptions.
“LA till I die”
Nigerian Police Force in the mud. Some people only recognise the NYPD and LAPD. None of this NPF nonsense.
https://twitter.com/skengteta/status/1605320701459795968?s=46&t=70UQ1wYjtOm9ilq4SFdp7Q
Plenty Wahala for NFF
The President of the Nigerian Football Federation might just retire when they present him with a list of all the things going wrong with the tournament.
Antony the spinning sensation
They’ve said that Antony will just be spinning on his own. This is what Tems meant by “crazy things are happening.”
Rashford the philanthropist
All I can say is “wetin be this?” Who did Rashford offend? I don’t think he deserved this. Is it easy to feed 10 million kids in 2 days? Do am if e easy.
Pogba or Portable
Pogba will need to walk with serious protection so that he’s not mistaken for Portable. If not, anything his eye sees he’ll have to take it like that.
“Oya, park here”
Players will need to hold funds to settle the NPF or they risk showing up late for their matches. Those with dreads should either just cut it or hold twice as much funds if they want smooth sailing.
