Jin, Juniors and Trad Warriors: The Funniest 10 Ick Commandments From Twitter

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What’re your icks when it comes to dating? 

Moderated by Emma who was sharing her icks in a random room before being prodded by Koj of Submarine and a Roach who found her kicks hilarious and sought to channel it to a wider audience. Consequently, a Clubhouse room entitled My 10 Ick Commandments was created. The room went on for over six hours and became the number one trending topic on Twitter.

Over a thousand people tuned in to hear people share their issues and find humour in what some might find as problematic/unproblematic reasons to be turned off by a person. While a lot of these views were essentially banter, some shared opinions might have been taken personally.

We compiled a list of some of the common and funniest icks that were shared online.

For Women

 

Guys with long fingernails.

Seeing a man’s butt crack unprovoked.

seeing a man’s butt crack as he’s getting out of the car #My10IckCommandments

— . (@timmyuye) January 9, 2021

Guys named Junior.

Hate when a guys name is Junior. WHERE IS YOUR OWN IDENTITY #My10IckCommandments

— Ayoncé (@Ada0bii) January 10, 2021

Guys that shiver when they’re cold.

men who shiver when they’re cold. don’t let me know you’re cold #my10ickcommandments

— Sef (@omgitssef) January 9, 2021

Guys that can’t fight.

Lmfao @ men who can’t fight. Imagine if they do your man like this #My10IckCommandments pic.twitter.com/2NzSNtvxwa

— Killa Kam (@Kamari_Danae) January 9, 2021

Guys that wear trad everywhere and especially with sneakers.

Men who wear sneakers with trad? Why do you have Air Force ones on at an owambe??? SCAAAAAAARYYYYYY #My10IckCommandments pic.twitter.com/GsJ0hWbSnh

— Big Carti (@ruecartii) January 9, 2021

Alté Guys 

alté niggas, you can’t take them anywhere nice, sir we’re in RSVP, why the fuck are you wearing neon pants? traffic cone ass #My10IckCommandments

— Adaorah (@adaorah_oduah) January 9, 2021

Guys that don’t know how to sneeze.

the funniest one I heard tonight is ” Men who sneeze lightly” #my10ickcommandments

— bolu (@bolu_ay) January 9, 2021

Guys that wear Fruit of the Loom boxers.

“Men that wear this under jean” #My10IckCommandments pic.twitter.com/k969VllqQi

— _♛ (@ade_doyinh1) January 10, 2021

For Men

Babes that take pictures in front of their black gate.

Babes that do PLT giveaways.

Babes that dance too much at events.

Babes that dance like this. #My10IckCommandments pic.twitter.com/bmRMv7iHDp

— anayo (@dipo_os) January 10, 2021

Babes that say, “beards, period or purr”

Babes that follow fashion trends.

Babes that always have haters.

girls with imaginary haters. nobody dey reason you my guy. #my10ickcommandments

— jesse alordiah (@jessealordiah) January 9, 2021

Babes that are into astrology.

Astrology girls… like the ones who base their whole lives and futures on it. Fuck you mean I’ll probably cheat cuz I’m a virgin and you’re a caprisun ??#My10IckCommandments

— Saint Odyn♥️ (@Odyn4PF) January 9, 2021

Babes that know the names of club bouncers.

Babes that know the bouncers in the club by name #my10ickcommandments

— Master Of One (@TimiBam) January 9, 2021

Babes that say “jin” instead of “jeans”.

this babe talking about ick but she’s saying jeans as jins ajsjsjsjsjs nigga YOU the ick #My10IckCommandments

— ushie (@jedypitino) January 9, 2021

 

I think we can all agree the worst of it all is poor hygiene on both ends. We want to know some of your icks, let us know in the comments below!

 

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