*Squeals and runs around like a boy after a goal is conceded at the 90th minute* It’s almost here, guys: The Entourage Movie. In t-6 days, The Boys will be reunited on the big screen (this sounds like something Ari would say) and I am ready. Every Entourage fan is ready. Since the final episode […]
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*Squeals and runs around like a boy after a goal is conceded at the 90th minute*
It’s almost here, guys:
The Entourage Movie. In t-6 days, The Boys will be reunited on the big screen (this sounds like something Ari would say) and I am ready. Every Entourage fan is ready. Since the final episode of season 8 aired on the 11th of September, 2011, we have prayed and cried for something – a spin off, a short, a mini series that follows Turtle’s life, an extra episode, anything! We grew to love The Boys, and in some situations, we grew to love the girls as well (except you Sasha Grey, we hate you). We fell in love with Vinny’s baby blue eyes and dangerously innocuous smile and positive attitude, we followed the trials and obstacles of Drama’s acting career, Turtle’s sneaker obsession, Ari’s anger, Shauna’s potty mouth and of course, E’s very emotional love life.
The Boys become Our Boys. We laughed, cried and cheered with them. We also got happy, emotional and severely attached to their lives. I mean who didn’t want to move to L.A and party Vinny Chase style? I know I wanted to jump into a sweet Lambo after every season. I am beyond ready for the movie. I have missed the absolute craziness and hedonistic behavior that Entourage is known for, by its fans.
Sex and the City is great (I spent one long, unproductive week obsessing over Carrie and her cohorts. Woes) but Entourage is everything. I appreciated the total bro-ness and douchebaggery that came with every episode. I mean, of course, Vinny needed to buy a $310,000 Rolls Royce Ghost.
As the impending Entourage movie release date looms, it’s only fair that I share 10 of my favorite quotes said by one of the main characters on the show:
Vince: We basically lived together our whole lives.
Ari: [to therapist] And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of fucking diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn’t, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we’re clear, I don’t care about ANY OF THEM. They’re ALL just a number, like Wife #1 *gestures at his wife* and Therapist #7 *gestures at his therapist*… GOOD DAY!
Turtle: It says Sofia got a first from Oxford.
Terrence: Ari, you look a little haggard. Everything alright?Drama: Victoryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
7.Ari Gold: Lloyd, do you have Vince?
Lloyd: No, I have Drama, and he says he’s been authorized to tell you that Vince will not speak to you until he, Drama, has a job.
Ari Gold: Really?
Lloyd: Really.
[storms out of his office and into a conference]
Ari Gold: People. staff meeting has been canceled. You all have one goal today, to get Vincent Chase’s brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job. I don’t care if it’s a porn shoot in which he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silverbacked apes; if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. Ten grand to anyone who can deliver this to me, TODAY.
8. Ari Gold: LLOYD!
9. Bob Evans: Is that something you might be interested in?
10. Ari Gold: What the fuck are you weating?
Lloyd: I’m trying out new looks! This one’s my Andre 300. You like?
Ari Gold: No, I don’t. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don’t you do a triple fucking axle over to the phone and try calling Cameron again?
I have so many more quotes in my arsenal, but these are some of my favorites. I’ll leave you guys to share some of your top quotes and scenes in the comments below.
#victoryyyyyy
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