Sex Diaries Vol. 17: A Boring Time At The Bar Turns Into A Steamy One-Night Stand  

After a long week at work, Joe is ready to unwind and have a good time. There is just one problem, none of his regular babes is available. Alone at the bar with no prospects, his luck turns around when he gets picked up by a random, beautiful woman and ends up with one of the best one night stands of his life. Here is Joe’s sex diaries entry:

Alone At The Bar

It’s a Friday night and I am ready to get down and dirty. Dressed up in my finest threads and smelling like a million bucks, I step out and make my way to a cosy lounge on the Island. I make a few calls to my regulars, but none comes through so I decide to party by myself. A couple of drinks in, I feel a tap on my shoulder so I turn around. Immediately, I am assailed by the most encapsulating scent a woman could put on and a beautiful face. She obviously looks older than me, but she is so beautiful and sexy that I am unable to take my eyes off her, especially her curves in a tight, bodycon dress. “Hi, would you like another drink?” She asks but I am lost for words as I keep drinking in her aura. I finally gather myself and reply. “Hello, yes I would but only if you join me,” I say in what I hope is my most seductive voice. She flashes a beautiful smile and drags a bar stool to join me. We order a bottle of Jack Daniels and start talking. “Why are you out here, all alone, without a beautiful woman on your arm, rubbing all over your beautiful face,” she asks. I answer, “Thank you, but my dates disappointed me.” Picking up the dates part, she says, “Dates? Interesting. So you’re a man about town I see.” To which, i say, “No I am not, but I do enjoy quality time with beautiful women if that’s what you’re insinuating.” She laughs hard and then we talk some more about things in general. Out of the blues, she asks, “have you ever fucked an older woman before?” Shocked, I respond affirmatively and she smiles, with a twinkle in her eyes and I know we are in for an interesting night.

One Night Stand

We continue chilling at the lounge for a few more hours, before she says, “I wish I could grab you and kiss you silly.” As a sharp guy, i ask, “What’s stopping you then.” The words are barely out of my mouth before she grabs me and kisses me so passionately that I forget we’re in public and grab her closer to kiss her. “Let’s leave here and go somewhere more private,” she says. I drown my drink and we leave. We hardly get to her car before we’re all over each other. We finally make it to the car then her house where we resume our passionate make-out session with clothes flying all over the place. I put her on the couch and I kiss down her neckline and thighs then proceed to draw circles with my tongue on her labia. Her moans drive me crazy as I go down on her and eat her out until she cums all over my beard. “It’s your turn, big boy,” she says to me after catching her breath. She goes down on me and gives me one of the best slurpy blowjobs I have ever gotten in my sexual life. Just as I am about to cum, she stops and mounts me, cowgirl style and we fuck for what felt like 30 minutes before she changes positions and I take her from behind. At this point, she is moaning so loud that I fear her neighbours might overhear our sex romp and knock on her day to shut us up. We continue switching positions until we are exhausted and eventually orgasm together. We pass out naked with the room reeking of sex.

The Morning After

The next day, she wakes me up, hands an envelope to me and tells me my Uber is outside. I do the ‘walk of shame’ to my ride and leave. We have never talked or crossed paths since then.

*This article is based on real-life events. The names used are mere pseudonyms to protect the identities of the individuals mentioned in the article.

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