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Campus bad boy Malcom gives us a peek into his wild, scary and fascinating moments in the university involving over 50 women: Sexual Awakening It all started when I left nursing school to begin my bachelors at the University of Jos around 2016 for my second semester. I met this girl called Dorcas, but I […]
Campus bad boy Malcom gives us a peek into his wild, scary and fascinating moments in the university involving over 50 women:
Sexual Awakening
It all started when I left nursing school to begin my bachelors at the University of Jos around 2016 for my second semester. I met this girl called Dorcas, but I call her’ Dirty Diana’ because I lost my virginity to her, and she was like one of the most exposed girls I met. When we started fucking around, it was all about increasing my body count. It was on my bucket list back then to sleep with 20 girls. At the time, I thought it was much; now I know it is not because I’ve gone well above those numbers. I mean, variety is the spice of life. I lost count of the number of girls I slept with by the time I finished school. Away from school girls, friends and one-night stands, there were also prostitutes, just for the fun of it. I think in all, I had sex with like close to 60 girls at that time. For me, it was just a passing game with my friend Ola. I can have her and you can have her later.
An interesting scenario
One fascinating experience I had was at my schoolhouse in 2018. My guy called in the morning, and I told him I was horny as fuck; I had been horny for days so I asked him if he had any spare girl he wasn’t hitting on. He said none, so I stayed at home bored; I had no lectures to attend. Around 11, he called to say that there’s this girl he showed my picture, who liked them and wanted to smash. I was shocked because you hardly get girls that say, ‘oh hey, I want to smash you’; well, at that time, women are a lot more outspoken these days. I told him he could give her my number; but my guy said she had already taken my number. I went on WhatsApp and saw that she had already sent me a message. I quickly checked her profile picture. Following standard procedure and used the True caller app to check her number to know her name and see if I could get more information on Facebook. Even though I’m a bit free with sex, I wouldn’t smash someone shitty. She messaged me to let me know that she was almost at my house because we agreed to meet. I asked her to wait at a place so I could come to get her. I had to pass there a couple of times because I needed to be sure she was the one; Shawty looked bad and bitchy. I mean, most of the girls I smashed that time, I had to woo and all, but then this one that this babe just came to my house to fuck for free, well that felt good, this shows she wanted it more. I met her, we talked; I invited her over for drinks. When she got to my place, she said she didn’t just come to drink water; she wanted us to get down and shit. I was scared as fuck, but I have never been known to back down from a challenge. I had to use close to 10 condoms that day. Omo, this babe no dey tire. It kept breaking, so I kept replacing it. I was scared of the girl, but it was fun. What made matters worse was that the semester we fucked, she left the University of Jos to Gombe State University under a completely different name and surname from what she was bearing in the University of Jos, well nothing concern me, I don knack.
The STD Palava
There was this babe who was constantly sending signals, saying ‘bruh I want you.’ One day, she agreed to come to see me. I asked her if she drinks or smokes well, she said both. She brought fruits. I bought food and everything to make everywhere soft, plus what we were going to smoke. We smoked, listened to music, drank and talked. My neighbors even joined us. After they left, we kept getting high. I was scoping this girl to allow me fuck. Omo, I scope till around past 12 ish before she finally agreed. I told her I had never had sex without a condom before, and she said she was okay with it and I could fuck her. It was bliss! The raw feeling was mad. We hooked up a couple of times that period for more rounds. Until I discovered that this babe gave me STD, some rather weird feeling in my private area. I got tested and treated it for a month plus. It was terrible for me abeg. I promised God I was never going to fuck again, but immediately I got better, I did and to make it worse, I still did it with her again. I told her she had infected me, and even stopped talking to her for a while; but I couldn’t stop fucking her because sex with her was excellent and wild. Careless of me, but I assumed she would have taken care of herself during the time we were apart.
Pregnancy Scare
I once had a pregnancy scare. We had to abort it, with her permission, of course. I mean, it was sketchy to me because I used condoms and then I knew that my withdrawal game was litty, but it happened.
How to woo a woman 101
It’s simple for someone as good looking and intelligent as I am. If you want to woo her, you will have to make her smile first. Compliment little things about her. Probably her eyes or her dress, hair. If she smiles, then you’re good to go. Collect her number, but if she doesn’t give it, omo abort. You can decide to play the long game where anytime you see her, you compliment her but don’t ask for her number, either way, you should ask around about the babe, from your guys, like what does she like, every information you can get. This helps you construct your scope better, and it will help you know how to lie to her if you take her number from your guys.
This article is based on real-life events. Names used are mere pseudonyms to protect the identities of the individuals mentioned in the article.
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