These Tweets About Davido Are The Funniest Ever!

Davido dropped a new single 2 days ago, The song is called “Assurance” and OBO released ot as a present to his girlfriend on her birthday.

In the song he sings:

“she say give me assurance
assurance
assurance
i give my baby, assurance
i give my baby life time insurance”

A day later, He posted this on his Instagram:

I give my baby ASSURANCE!!! I love you baby!! WE IN THIS 4 LIFE!! ❤❤❤❤😍😍😍 @thechefchi !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIOM CHIOM !! FROM ME TO YOU!! I BOUGHT MY BABY A PORSCHE!! 🔥🔥🔥

A post shared by Davido Adeleke (@davidoofficial) on Apr 30, 2018 at 3:06pm PDT

This video of Davido giving his baby assurance led to the following tweets:

1.

If Miracle’s net worth is 45M, and Davido just bought Chioma a 45M Porsche, does that mean that Davido bought miracle for chioma. pic.twitter.com/veoQK6wjRJ

— Mac Nels (@mac_nels) May 1, 2018

2.

Goodmorning Davido. Do you have a brother? I’m turning 23 soon 😫

— B.You by Berla Mundi (@berlamundi) May 1, 2018

3.

Ladies, he may not be able to buy you a Porsche today because a dress is all he can afford ATM. Tmrw, he may buy you a boat, with your name on it or even an estate.
Never despise humble beginnings, especially when he has good intentions. Don’t let Davido and Chioma tension you.

— Moji Delano (@MojiDelanoBlog) May 1, 2018

4.

I’m removing Davido from my snapchat. Unnecessary pressure. That’s how I’ll go and ask my boyfriend for assurance and end up single.

— Alassandra (@Alassandrv) April 30, 2018

5.

Plot twist : Assurance is chioma’s English name

Wawu

— U 📿 (@yankeezag) April 30, 2018

6.

April was month of Accolades
May is the month of Assurance
😂😂 pic.twitter.com/bqTB7ctTYr

— Daddy CHO (@Chidubem__O) April 30, 2018

7.

Lmao this Babe just replied my dm since last year
You’re in the spirit of assurance abi?
You’ll die there

— inability to assure (@Asanwilliam) April 30, 2018

8.

As big as you are, nobody is giving you Assurance, your own is to be following small boys to Socialiga and be eating Asun.

Tragic!

— Adedotun (@Adedotvn) April 30, 2018

9.

Chioma really told us to delete every broke dude’s number from our phones and find assurance. Thanks queen.

— E-di-diong (@astoldbydidi_) May 1, 2018

10.

Romance + finance = Assurance!

I love maths 😍

— Uwani Aliyu (@TheUwaniAliyu) April 30, 2018

I guess its safe to say, May is the month of Assurance.